~SillyWQ

Ok. Here I go.

I went to a market yesterday.
What I bought?
13 books from different countries AND in different languanges.
*Why do I list them? To keep order of them somewhere, stupid!*

*1987, Shõgun, four books. Norwegian.
*1863, Latin Materials. Danish or really old Norwegian. The used font reminds me of about any celtic or gothic font you find on the internet.
*1888, Der Augenblid des Glüds. German. Same font as in "Latin Materials."
*1934, The man from Tarsus. Old norwegian. Poems.
*1956, The art of loving. English. It explains what love is, and I just thought... Maybe I'll understand it better? I don't know what I thought.
*1995 (Not that old ^^), Millenium. Some spanish, some norwegian. It's the story of the last thousand years.
*1983, Roald Dahls Black Book. Norwegian. Ghost-stories hand-picked by no other than Dahl himself.
*1969, Yukio Mishima (Dead by Hara-Kiri, by the way), Runaway Horses. English.
*1917 and 1971. Two Sherlock Holmes books, Norwegian. One with short stories, and the second is "The hound of Baskerville"

I also bought an old(Really old)travel-case made of cracked leather (I love old stuff >/////< that I put the books in.
It inspired the KakuHidan story "Dear Diary". XD

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SO NOW! THIS IS THE IMPORTANT THING!
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Ok! The real reason I'm hopeless:
I've got over 20 half-finished one-shots stored on my computer.
Now... Here's the deal. I want to finish them all, but I'm just writing them little by little, switching between them.

So! You have to decide the order of importance!

Why would you want to do that? You can request me (Whoop-de-flippin'-do -___-) a oneshot that will be on the top of my to-do list.
(The one with the best list will get to do that *Not that I expect any entries in this "contest"*)

Current list:
1.SasoDei-Reincarnation (next parts)
2.KakuHidan-Dear Diary. (Not decided if that is the name.)
3.The rest.

Here's the list of those you get to choose between, and a quick taste of (some of) them.


1.Dear Diary.
KakuHidan, oneshot, AU, melancholic, romance.
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Sunrays shines through the window. As soon as they hit the almost perfectly clean glass, their purity disappears. They become unrealistic, just as fake as everything in this dollhouse-like residence. A silent melody cuts through the air. The dusty air. Visitors may take a deep breath, maybe say that “You’re lucky. This air is just as fresh as the air outside”, but it’s not true. It’s so very different from outside. Like oil and water.

The melody is chirped again, by this beautiful white bird. This pure, white bird. This pure, white bird, trapped in a silver cage. Adults finds it hard to tell if it’s happy or not, because animals can’t speak. Well, they can, but no one listens to them. I can tell it’s sad. It wants freedom. Needs freedom. The tiny animal pecks the food in it’s food tray, then moves to the water with a gentle flap of it’s silver wings. Those wings must be acing to cut through that clean air of outside without limits, but that’s not going to happen. It’s a prisoner in it’s own home. Just like me.

2.Loving off-stage.
SasoDei, LONG oneshot, AU, Humor(?) Romance
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For the first time this year, Sasori felt need to slap himself right there and then. He'd said yes. Well... Of course he did. Anything else would've been rude.

Sasori had done the same as he did every morning. He had woken up, gotten dressed, made breakfast, packed his things and gone to school. When he came to school, he'd come ten minutes early, as always, tried to not bore himself to death during the first two classes, and at last, met up with his friends in the break. It was then he'd done it.
A very tired Konan had come a little later than she used to, and Hidan just had to ask "what the hell she'd been doing". Konan had apparently been in queue the whole night to get the best tickets possible for the whole "Akatsuki". The best tickets to what? The best tickets to a whole six hours (including breaks) of the most popular singer this year, Iwa Deidara. Whoop de flippin' doo...

3.Happy Birthday, Danna.
SasoDei, One-shot. Sasori worries over Deidara, but I wouldn't call it angst XD;;
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“It’s cold danna, un.”

“What are you talking about? This is the hottest day so far this year.”

Deidara shivered.
“Oh.”

The two artists were upstairs in their shared room. Sasori was sitting shirtless on the floor, working on one of his puppets, while Deidara…

Sasori turned around to take a look at what the blonde was doing. Surprisingly, he sat on the bed with both his and the redhead’s cloak tightly wrapped around him, shaking. Sasori was tempted to ask what was wrong, but turned back to his puppet. The brat probably just missed some sleep last night. Lack of sleep could lead to shivering…

Still, Sasori had to wonder why Deidara thought it was cold; the sun was shining as bright as in the desert. The windows were wide open to let in some cold air.

Both artists turned their heads towards the door as Kisame, he shirtless too, stuck his head in. The wide grin shoved off all his sharp teeth.

“Hey guys! It’s the last day of our mission-break!” Pein gave all of the Akatsuki a whole week vacation, and they were free to go anywhere they wanted. Even he thought that it was too hot for missions.

“You wanna go bathing in the waterfall? Itachi, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu and Itachi is gonna come too!” Kisame was so exited that he didn’t even notice that he mentioned Itachi twice.

“Hmm…” Even as a puppet, Sasori could feel the heat, so taking a cooling bath did sound like a good idea. He looked at Deidara over his shoulder.

“What do you say, Deidara?”

“Nah… I-I think I’ll pass, un…” Sasori raised an eyebrow at this, but turned to Kisame and shook his head. The shark just shrugged and went to find the others. Sasori got up and walked over to the open window, desperate to cool his heart down.

“You sure you’re ok, Deidara?” he asked.

“Yeah, un.” As to prove his point, the blonde took off the cloaks and smiled, but when Sasori turned away, he put it back on. He rubbed his arms to generate heat.

“I’ll just go downstairs for a moment, ok danna?”

“Mmm…” Sasori nodded without even turning, busy looking at some drawings.

4. Money, money, money.
KakuHidan, One-shot AU slight humor(?) romance.
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It was a normal Friday. Outside, the birds sung to the perfect blue sky. The sun shone bright, warming the bare necks of anyone who walked under it. It seemed to be too little shadow, but then again, what do you expect during the summer-break?

People streamed to the shopping-malls. Clothing stores promised both half priced and low priced items, and cafés promised something cold to drink. People knew better than bringing too little cash, seeing as the ATM’s was as busy as if it should be handing out money for free.

Unfortunately, not everyone had thought about that. That was why the yells of an angry, white-haired teen could be heard through the constant blabbering of hundreds of customers.
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”Damn ATM!” Hidan raised his fist to punch the machine, but something caught his arm. He turned around to see who or what held him back.

“Excuse me, but I don’t think smashing the poor machine will get your credit card back.”

Hidan couldn’t do anything else but stare at the black-haired guy. His hair was cut just above his shoulders, and he wore a grey suit with a red tie. He had some brown envelopes under his arms, probably papers. However, he thing Hidan found interesting was none of that. It was that black mask that covered the nose and mouth. The white-haired male raised an eyebrow.

“What the fuck has happened to you, bastard?” he asked. His voice bare no anger, just pure curiosity mixed with an undertone of worry. The man seemed confused at this, like most people was. Well, the white-haired man couldn’t blame any of them.

Hidan swore. End of discussion. To his teachers, he swore. To his friends, he swore. Heck. He’d been thrown out of an airport in London for swearing to almost everyone in the staff. And now, to this stranger, he swore.

“Err…” The black-haired man seemed like he didn’t know what to say.

“The name’s Hidan, fucker!” The white-haired one grinned widely and grabbed the other’s hand to shake it. “And you?”

The man sighed and shook his head.
“I’m Kakuzu.”

5.Save me, un
SasoDei, One-shot, AU Romance, angst(?) melancholic
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Sunbeams shone through the half-opened slide window and lightened up the Japanese-styled room. Shadows of people walking by slid over the thin white walls. It was relatively quiet for such a busy day.
“Haah… Haah…”
The sound of two people breathing heavily filled the room. The damp air felt like it was out of oxygen.
“Wow.”
An almost bald man stood up, holding his shirt in his sweaty hands.
“I wouldn’t expect you to be THAT skilled, even for all that money…” He stopped to breathe again. The blonde lying on the tatami chuckled.
“So I’ve been told before.”
Laughing, the man bent down and gave the boy a violent kiss. The blonde eyebrows tensed up as the about 45 year old man pushed his tongue into the younger’s mouth, but he relaxed like he had been trained to do. It didn't last too long, as the man soon pulled away.
“And your mouths…” He stood up, drinking in the erotic sight of the blonde just lying there. A white cotton yukata with pink and purple flowers covered his waistband, except for the one almost bare hip, glistening with sweat. The long blonde hair was tied up in a knot by colourful bands and clips except for one piece that covered his left eye. The beautiful blue eyes, eye, was half closed. A small tear had welled up. Maybe from tiredness, maybe from pain. The white skin was as soft and smooth as clay, displaying the muscles.
“Iwa no Deidara… A beautiful work of art.”

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I will have Reincarnation as something I'll write on back and forth, so it's let out of the list.

SO! COME ON ^^!